I hate these fucking critters are driving me mad! I've tried everything to get kill these little bastards. I've scrubbed everything, I've fumigated every corner, but they just multiply. It's like a nightmare, I can't even sleep without getting bitten. I'm losing my mind.

I need to get rid of these things before they take over my life.

Goddamn Bed Bug Apocalypse

I woke up covered in bites. Itchy, burning, throbbing little welts all over my damn arms and legs. I figured it was mosquitos, you know? Happens every click here summer/fall. But then I saw them. Tiny, black specks scuttling across the mattress. My blood ran cold.

It was a goddamn infestation.

• My apartment smelled like death.
• Every night was torture.
• The problem seemed to worsen/multiply/escalate

This was my personal hell.

Get This Fucking Thing Off My Skin!

Sometimes, you just need to scream. A burning sensation is crawling all over our skin and nothing seems to help it. The feeling intensifies until you're at your wit's end, ready to scratch the thing right off. This sounds like a swarm of ants, an army of pincers all attacking at once. Please get this fucking thing off my skin!

• Why does something get to be so torturous?
• We just want some relief!

These Damn Bed Bugs Are Driving Me Nuts

I swear to the heavens above, if I see one more piece of shit in my apartment/house/bedroom, I'm gonna lose it/snap/scream. I've tried all the tricks in the book, but these bloodsucking demons are persistent. My rest is impossible, my covered in bites, and I'm about to lose my mind. This nightmare has got to stop.

• Make them disappear
• Sleep again
• A life without bed bugs

Fucking Bed Bugs: The Curse of Modern Living

These little bastards are ruining our lives, man. They scurry into your mattress and Feast on your blood. You wake up with swollen welts all over your flesh. It's a hellish experience.

Trying to kill these things is like fighting a losing battle. You spray, you vacuum, you throw out your furniture, but they just laugh at you. It's enough to push you over the edge.

We need a solution. Bed bugs are a serious problem and something needs to be {done{ about it.

Get Outta Here, Damn Bed Bugs!

These freaking bugs are killing me!! I woke up and now they're in my furniture. I {tried everything|killed a few| sprayed the whole place with bug spray but it's doing anything!! I don't know what to do! Somebody call an exterminator!

• How can I get rid of them?
• They're biting me all over